‘hood Tips from a Wise Latina to THE Wise Latina
I guarantee you that when I moved to the U Street area of Washington, DC, articles were not written, Tweets and Facebook messages did not zip back and forth in el ciberespacio, and friends and strangers didn’t email psst, we have a new neighbor.
In fact, I got welcomed with my first and only mugging at gunpoint…
….WITH MY VIEJITOS IN TOW!
How things have changed, Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor, since I moved almost six years ago to report national politics at the network level, including your nomination and confirmation to the Supreme Court, even briefly meeting you.
I also know why you did it.
Yes, I will gladly confirm: it’s the closest you’ll get to your former West Village ‘hood in Manhattan.
Here are some U Street pointers so you don’t make the neighborhood rookie mistakes I did:
Advice from U Street Buzz‘s Facebook page which tipped me off:
I’ll add my two centavos:
I think you are driven around in a black Suburban with a security detail, but if you ever “lose” them and decide to “slum” by taking the metro, always use the 10 Street exit, even if you’re going further west. Fewer distracted texting professionals during the week and drunk hipsters on weekends.
Which leads to parking. I hope your cha-ching $660K condo came with it. If not, shell out the +$50K for a spot. If you cheap out like I did, don’t move your car Friday after 5PM until Monday before work FOR ANY REASON. Take a cab or try Uber, which I thought was affordable until we were charged $30 to drive from U Street to the J.W. Marriott this weekend. I guess it is for the Town Car set.
Gas at Sunoco on U and 15th which is also the spot to grab a taxi on a busy weekend night. All the Ethopian and Somali drivers are hangeando there.
Driving and going west? Avoid U Street which is undergoing a “renovation” (read: some lucrative “local” construction deal). Tell the driver to go down V Street.
Take Florida Avenue east.
Los gays and the straights duke it out for a seat to Drag Sunday Brunch at Nellie’s Sports Bar. But here’s a secret: any day of the week, this is where you can savor the best arepas venezolanas in town. Speaking of los gays, Vida Fitness has a roof top poof where I think you would hold court every w/e.
Just-opened Brixton is the latest bar opened by real estate Wunderkinds the Hilton brothers who turn into gold every blighted and used-needle-repository-property they touch. I was just there and experienced U2 concert conditions as the youngin’s trampled past each other to get up to the rooftop. Better choice: 1905 which is 1/2 a block away with a new rooftop and teeny tiny dining room that makes you feel like you’re sharing a meal at a friend’s home.
Coppi’s for pizza. ‘Nuf said.
I heard you like to salsa dance until very late. I haven’t been to Pure Lounge but on Wednesday’s they have a muy tropical salsa night. I asked what this means and I believe it goes heavy on the percusión, estilo cubano.
You will be recognized and get mobbed by the fabu Latinos who frequent Masa 14 or El Centro DF which has $4 margaritas before 7P weeknights. But a couple of blocks south on 14th Street is quieter Cork Wine Bar with a killer avocado tostadita. Right before and in the cheap eats category, yummy crepes and Illy coffee at Point Chaude Crêpes and Café. Please don’t buy homemade donuts from the plaid-shirt-wearin’-and-scruffy-bearded guy selling them at the entrance to The Standard. Trust me.
Do buy your AM cafecito at the Dunkin’ on 14th and U or better yet 7/11 on 12th and U.
Skip the yoga studio above the 7/11 (Nazi Yoga Studio) and oooommmmm at Boundless Yoga 1 block west on U.
I know you’re a good Catholic girl so pagan drum circle may not be your thing. Think of it as an extended Químbara opening which you can sway to live every Sunday at dusk at Meridian Hill Park or Malcolm X Park.
Do you have a dog? Doggie Happy Hour after work at Shaw Dog Park!
To add to the entertainment suggestions from Twitter and Facebook, jazz at Indulj and any live performances at the Lincoln Theatre next to Ben’s Chili Bowl or the newly renovated and opened Howard Theatre, where if you listen closely, you swear you can here the sounds of legendary headliners Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, and Marvin Gaye.
Best flan? Chez moi of course.
Open invitation because ¡mi casa es su casa!What U Street musts do you recommend for Justice Sotomayor?